syntacked:

My favorite part of my morning routine is sitting in bed for 15 minutes and thinking about how tired I am.

skyfullofsmoke:

don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but have you ever listened to someone talk about something they were really passionate about??

britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.

bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

oppa-homeless-style:

skin is just people crust

socks on Christmas
  • 8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
  • me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

petbud:

dronevariations:

petbud:

i have small hands

bring them closer to u, they r just far a way

wow you were right…

vintageesoull:

Normalize apologizing to children.

(Source: alizetti)